It's Time For Another Hoedown!!

Keeping up with my theme on posting games in here (and someone's gotta do it) I bring you the hoedown as featured in Whose Line, it's much more easier than it is on the show, mainly because you have time to think of something, so take the topic and write out a hoedown.

Smutty's Pie Hoedown.

Smutty is a great gal, that I love the most,
So here I be, just standing here and raising a toast,
Keep up the good work and throwing all your pies,
The only thing I beg, don't throw it in my eyes.

I wish I could do this but hell if I can

Katie K wrote:

Smutty is a great gal, that I love the most,
So here I be, just standing here and raising a toast,
Keep up the good work and throwing all your pies,
The only thing I beg, don't throw it in my eyes.

To all my friends in cyberspace
I love you all so much
Maybe one day someday soon
We could get together for lunch
There we can sit and laugh
Until tears roll down our eyes
And then we can end the day
By throwing all my pies!!!!

Nice ..... Damn I just suck at this game

Aww, don't worry Athene, you'll come up with one soon, *hugs* Just watch WLIIA for some inspiration and then do a Colin

The other day I went, into a bakery,
All the pies were stale and old and everything was free,
So I loaded all the pies into a catapult,
Don't blame me if you get hurt, I swear it's not my fault.

There's no way that my pies damaged your house
You don't have any proof
Now,if you'll excuse me,I have better things to do
Like go watch Stargate:The Ark Of Truth

...Stargate, the Ark Of Truth. *clap, clap, clap*

Just Like Whose Line, we have a total of 4 hoedowns on one subject before we change to the next topic.
Oh and by the way, 1000 points to Smutty, even though the points don't matter and have no meaning at all on this forum.

The Cowboy Hoedown.

From the cowboy hats and tight pants
To the beer with the two x's
And all the country music in between
Is how we roll in TEXAS!!!!

Oh I love to ride my horse, up and down the lane,
Oh I love to ride my horse, but not in the bloody rain,
Oh I love to ride my horse, running up the track,
Oh I really love my horse, I f**k him round the back.

*spits out water*

Hehe,that was funny!

In nothing but my cowboy boots
I turn out all the lights
And dream about giving my cowboy
The ride of his life!

Dressed up in my boots and hat,
Walking on the prarie,
Oh damn I've steped in a big cow pat,
That's what happens when you work for the dairy.

Ooh,I get to make up the next topic!!!!

The Sexy Men Hoedown.

While I'm not really into men,
I'm sure maybe I'd give it a try,
but then I'd think I'd rather f**k a hen,
with a fake d**k nice and dry.

..yeah, I censored myself. XD

Very funny

I still thinking, my creative genius is dry.

^Ditto on that!