Irish Drinking Song

Another little game from Whose Line, take a topic, and each person must post one sentence, but please remember that the 1st & 3rd and 2nd & 4th last words must rhyme, so do check and good luck.

The Bakery Irish Drinking Song.

Oh, ide, dide, ide, dide, ide,dide, darh.

I went to buy an apple pie,

It smelled so good,

Into the bakery I did fly,

So I have to rhythm with Good right? XD


But I was in the bad hood!

^ yep, you got the idea.

A man walked straight towards me,

He was creeping me out,

I poked his eyes so he couldn't see,

And then I kicked him in the snout!!!

Oh, ide, dide, dide, dide, ide,dide, dah.

I ran and ran and ran away,

As far as my feet would go...

But I ended up in Mexico the next day!

So I brought myself a sombrero,

Oh, ide, dide, dide, dide, ide,dide, dah......

I found myself down at the beach,

And I went straight to the bar,

I order some drinks @ $2 each,

But that didn't get very far.
Oh ide, ide, dide, ide, ide, dide, da.

Everything went to black,

And I felt myself falling on the floor,

That was followed by a big *CRACK*,

I fell through to a room full of whores,

HEY!!!!

Oh ide, ide, dide, ide, ide, dide, da.

I felt hands touch me,

For some reason I found a door,

I ran towards it, with a high pitched sqeee,

But didn't expect to faceplant the floor!